aids

aids
1. (AIDS) (3225↑, 731↓)
A very dangerous disease that currently can't be cured. It will destroy your immune system until even a cold can kill you. Contrary to what most of these homophobic twelve-year-olds added as the definition, AIDS can be aquired through any form of sex with a carrier. In fact, you don't even have to have sex. Just sharing blood or drinking breastmilk (This applies to everyone, not just babies) can give you AIDS.

Homophobic Middle Schoolers should learn a little bit more about AIDS before they add some retarded definition to Urban Dictionary.

Author: Black Angel http://aids.urbanup.com/671343
2. (AIDS) (1194↑, 300↓)
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, caused by the retrovirus HIV. Transmitted by exposure to contaminated body fluids, such as blood and semen.

That woman has AIDS.

Author: oops, forgot to change the previous ignorant moron http://aids.urbanup.com/153142
3. (AIDS) (1085↑, 306↓)
Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS. Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk. I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass. Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true. The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine. Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe. You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat. You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone. You cannot get AIDS from skin contact. You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you. You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes. You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva. You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people. Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk. There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman. In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.

When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.

Author: Fuck Shit Piss http://aids.urbanup.com/2571564
4. (AIDS) (1579↑, 913↓)
Anally Injected Death Sentence. A rather cruel parody of Aquired Immune Difficiency Syndrome.

"AIDS is a terrible disease to make fun of."

Author: Issy Aidsfunop http://aids.urbanup.com/1589563
5. (AIDS) (408↑, 169↓)
Aquired Immmune Deficiency Syndrome - late stage progression of HIV infection. Transmissable through bodily fluid exchange or blood to blood contact. Least concentration in bodily excretory products, low concentration in saliva (and one's own saliva may provide some protection) in vaginal secretions (though still present) highest concentration in semen. Crosses across gender, age and socio-econimic boundaries, though usually more quickly progressing the lower down the ladder the sufferer is, due to lack of access to medical care. On the rise in the 15-24 demographic in the United States. Easily avoidable, but thankfully more and more (in the United States) becoming a "chronic" disease like [herpes] due to the availability of more and better retro-viral therapies.

The comic Elaine Boosler has said "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"

6. (aids) (414↑, 197↓)
The fucking you get from the fucking you got.

Having unprotected sex with an hiv or aids carrier

7. (aids) (285↑, 192↓)
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome a very serious STD caused by the retrovirus HIV. it can be transmitted by semen, breastmilk, blood and vaginal fluid. u cannot get it from huggin or kissin or shakin hands. AIDS eventually kills of ur white blood cells and when they go, ur immune system goes. technically, AIDS doesnt kill u. its the sickness u get when ur immune system is destroyed (like the cold or the flu. in the 80s and early 90s when the disease was first discovered (i think), ppl thought is was only transmitted through homosexuals and that it was a curse on them. its not though. it can be transmitted to homos, straight ppl and even lil babies... although new medicine and technology help expand the life span for AIDS patients, there is currently no cure for HIV/AIDS.

i still have hope that man will find the cure for AIDS and all of these diseases. in the meantime, u shouldnt discriminate against ppl who have it. its hard enough for them as it is so lay off\!

Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://aids.urbanup.com/1382996
8. (AIDS) (213↑, 153↓)
AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. AIDS refers to the advanced stages of HIV. AIDS eventually results in loss of life. Due to lack of education and ignorance in the heterosexual community, it is now spreading faster there than in the gay community.

See previous "ignorant" definitions of this term to understand why AIDS and HIV is currently spreading faster in the heterosexual community than the gay community.

Author: KeepinItReal http://aids.urbanup.com/158341
9. (AIDS) (72↑, 25↓)
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.

Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks\! Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.

10. (AIDS) (103↑, 61↓)
A point-based [MMIRL] game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases. Protected sex: 0 points Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay

Let's play AIDS\!

11. (AIDS) (71↑, 30↓)
AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome -noun a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?" Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

12. (AIDS) (50↑, 16↓)
The Boogieman of the 21st century. Despite the rumors, you CANNOT get aids through a toilet seat, sharing food, skin contact, urinating on someone and being bitten by a mosquito.

Security Gaurd: Someone with AIDS peed in the pool. You can't go in. Bill: And they hired you?\!

Author: Fangz The Wolf http://aids.urbanup.com/3745916
13. (AIDS) (54↑, 22↓)
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.

Person no.1: Ewww\!\!\!\!\! Ramón has AIDS\!\!\!\! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot\!\!\!\! Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.

14. (AIDS) (131↑, 101↓)
The reason why the the pool is closed.

Habbo fag: Dude let me through\! anon: Pool's closed due to AIDS\!

15. (AIDS) (105↑, 83↓)
With any luck, a vaccine for this horrible disease will be ready within the next ten years. Then you fundies and homophobes can think of something better to do with your time.

Associated Press report (January 24, 2005): A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing. An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work. "It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."

Author: AIDS sucks...and so do you http://aids.urbanup.com/1044989
16. (AIDS) (26↑, 9↓)
One of the most ironically named diseases ever.

I thought this AIDS disease would help me\! This is false [advertising]\!

17. (AIDs) (112↑, 101↓)
AIDs is a disease that breaks down your immune system. It is HIV in its later form. Nobody has ever died purely because of AIDs, something else kills you after AIDs has weakened you. This is why AIDs is such a horrible disease--it opens the doors and makes it so anything--even a cold--could kill you. AIDs is blood transmitted, making it an STD. However, before they were able to test for it, you could get it from infected blood transplants. There is no known cure for aids--yet. There is hope, though, as the prostitutes in Africa are immune to it. We know that it is possible to fight it. AIDs's origin is not clear. We think it was a problem in the monkey kingdom, but then somebody ate infected monkey meat, got the virus, and spread it. AIDs is not a punishment for the homosexuals. Strait people get it too. AIDs is not gender, race, sexuality, or age specific. Just because you're a strait, white, male doesn't make you immune. Anyone can get it. Best way to prevent it: know who you're sleeping with.

AIDs is not a fun thing to get.

Author: The Usual Suspects http://aids.urbanup.com/1341288
18. (AIDS) (57↑, 47↓)
AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficicncy Syndrome and contrary to belief, AIDS doesnt just affect gay men, it can affect anyone who has oral or normal sex with an infected person. People can contract AIDS by blood transfusions,sex, or anything that ivolves recieving blood, semen and ect. There are two types of HIV AIDS; HIV1 and HIV2. HIV1 is most common while HIV2 has infected most people from west Africa. Both of these diseases are of primate origin and most likely transferred to people by butchering the animal. But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN\! AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.

one educated person talking to a uneducated person: uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag\! Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

19. (AIDS) (59↑, 51↓)
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome is a syndrome of one or more diseases brought on by the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). The virus works by attaching to the victim's immune system cells, replicating, and injecting its own genetic code into the cell. Thus, the immune system is weakened, eventually to the point where simple infections and diseases become life threatening. The only way a person can get this disease is either by; Exchanging body fluids with an infected person (i.e. Blood, semen, vaginal fluids) and getting it into their bloodstream or body. This can happen by using needles which have been infected, sexual intercourse with an infected member, or Other forms of exposed contact to infected materials/fluids. While there are many people who would say otherwise, the people who are in the highest risk group of getting AIDS are homosexual males and people with multiple sexual parters. The main reason with male homosexual intercourse is there may be accompanying tears and fissures in the lining of the anus, which maximizes the spread of the virus into the body. In fact according to reports done by researchers, 84-87 percent of all AIDS victims in the United States are homosexual men. While in other places in the world, such as Africa, there is an astonishing rate of infection, mainly due to the sexual promiscuity in some areas of the continent.

In the U.S. there are currently 3,600+ children under age 5 who have AIDS, most of whom have recieved it from being born of an infected mother.

20. (AIDS) (10↑, 3↓)
The cold hearted bastard that took the life of Freddie Mercury

AIDS killed Freddie Mercury\!

21. (AIDS) (44↑, 37↓)
Anally Injected Death Sentence

AIDS is worse than the electric chair.

22. (AIDS) (15↑, 11↓)
AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that can be passed on from a man to a woman or from man to man. It is a disease that kills your white blood cells. Therefore your immune system is stopped and you cannot get better from any other illnesses e.g. flu. (also known as influenza). AIDS can also be passed on from things like needles e.g. unclean needles used from one person to another in tatoos. It can even be passed on from breastfeeding.

stacey: did you hear about Lotty? Mel: what? stacey: she got AIDS\! Mel: how? stacey: she had sex with brad who has aids mel: how did brad get it? stacey: When he got breast fed by his mother mel: how did his mom get it? stacey: she got a dirty tatoo needle

Author: Juls\!\!alie http://aids.urbanup.com/3979841
23. (Aids) (3↑, 0↓)
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits The state in which a person becomes when he has drinking so much alcohol that his feces becomes liquified.

"Bro, i've drinkin' so much liquor, i've got [aids]"

Author: specialkakakobe http://aids.urbanup.com/6061005
24. (AIDS) (22↑, 19↓)
A STD geared to scare teenagers out of sex A complete success but they forgot about pregnancy

AIDS are a very dangerous STD.

25. (AIDS) (41↑, 38↓)
AIDS-'Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome', caused by the retrovirus [HIV]. As far as we know now there is no cure, however there is a form a treatment that can help to extend the life span of a person with aids. Aids breaks down the immune system and puts you at risk of dying from a mear cold. Symtoms include: Anal bleeding, rash, and dryness, dispursing of blood orally, dried mouth and lips, violent involuntary shaking,rapid weight loss, and eventual death. Ways to avoid it are safe sex, not using heroine, protecting open wounds, and knowing your partner. AIDS is transmitted through blood, breastmilk, or semen. Not specifically anal sex, although this is common. It has killed thousands of people world wide, especially americans in the 1980's.

My boyfriend contracted AIDS from a heroine needle and every night i would have to be at his side as he would shit and cough out blood. And then i had to watch him die a painful death. Now i have it too.

26. (AIDS) (16↑, 14↓)
Anally Injected Death Sentence Someone who has bent over and taken a rode of doom from behind. The rod of doom then shoots toxins into the anal cavity of the victim which then transforms the person into a zombie-like creature which, instead of wanting to devour flesh, wants to infect more people with the virus.

[aids] [A.I.Ds] [homosexual] [gay] [zombie] [rod of doom]

Author: PapaKShizzle http://aids.urbanup.com/5247163
27. (AIDS) (0↑, 0↓)
Anally Injected Death Serum. Death Serum which is Injected Anally.

Hey Timmy did you let mommy inject you with AIDS?

28. (Aids) (11↑, 12↓)
Aids will tear your imune system apart and die to common colds easily. Some say it can never be cured but ask yourself, can they? Magic Johnson my friends. In Africa, 5/5's of the population have it, including animals and future babys of the Ashanti people.

An example of Aids is Magic Johnson and his wife or someone in the mall you go to.

29. (AIDS) (3↑, 5↓)
Acronym for alcohol induced dribbly shits, used mainly in the country, Barbados

last night was sick except AIDS this morning

30. (AIDS) (19↑, 21↓)
A horrible disease that rapes your immune system via a Falcon Punch. Multiple things can cause it, sex is just one of them.

Zach: "Hey Josue, did you hear the news? Lori gave Brian AIDS after they had hardcore sexual intercourse." Josue: "Yeah, I seen that on PornTube a while back."

Author: Zachariah D'mytro/Josue Rodriguez http://aids.urbanup.com/3163512
31. (AIDS) (22↑, 24↓)
1. Serious STD that shortens your life but makes for excellent comedy. 2. Anyone In Denial Sexually. A person who claims to have AIDS to imply they have had much sex, when in reality they have had none and claim to have AIDS to prevent sexual advances due to fear of loosing virginity. 3. A disease that you tell people that a person has to mock him, assuming he is a [douche].

1. Wow, too bad he went to Africa and had sex with monkeys, now he has AIDS. 2. Hey ladies, you know I would do you all but I have AIDS. 3. Yeah you moron you are so retarded you probably have AIDS.

Author: SuperFly7.62x39mm http://aids.urbanup.com/1637865
32. (AIDS) (46↑, 48↓)
AIDS means Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome which is caused by the HIV virus. Can be transmited by having intercourse or by AIDS carriers giving blood donations.By rumors it usually is common among gay men. Some beleive the history of AIDS originated somewhere in Africa where some genious tried having relations with a chempanzee who was the carrier of AIDS.But this cannot be 100% proven. Many people tend to beleive that AIDS kills you. Well it doesn't, it just leads to the events that kill you. It gradually destroyes your immune system until your body is too weak to repel any bacteria that enter the body which results in death. Although there isn't any known cure for AIDS, there are medications that increase people's long term survival.

Magic Johnson caught AIDS in the late 1980's

Author: Punkundrcovr69 http://aids.urbanup.com/1506272
33. (AIDS) (2↑, 5↓)
Funny disease for gays.

Bob: Did you hear Ted got AIDS? Stan: Yeeeah, I gave it to him\! Ooooooh I'm so bad\!\!

Author: Mattlalalallaa http://aids.urbanup.com/6074000
34. (AIDS) (5↑, 8↓)
The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy? Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right? Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence Guy two: roflmfao

35. (AIDS) (6↑, 9↓)
Alocohol Induced Drippy Shits

I got the AIDS this afternoon.

36. (AIDS) (14↑, 17↓)
Basically, death. Each letter has a significant meaning. A- I- D-Death S-

You: "Bro, I have AIDS" Friend: "You're gonna die\!"

37. (AIDS) (0↑, 4↓)
AIDS: Anally Infected Death Sentence God's way of saying, "Fuck you and die."

"I have AIDS."

Author: Magenta_Fish http://aids.urbanup.com/6106856
38. (Aids) (15↑, 19↓)
1)Just about anything bad 2)unsightly or terrible 3)used to bring up anyones physical insecureties

ex:"It smells like Aids in here" ex:"Dude what's with the Aids on your face?" ex:"Ha ha ha look at his Aids"

39. (AIDS) (3↑, 8↓)
Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits, the sudden impulse of diarrhea shits the morning after a long night of drinking beer.

I wish bro, but I got a pretty bad case of AIDS right now. Im going to be on the toilet for a while.

40. (Aids) (3↑, 8↓)
Alcohol induced drippy shits the shits you get the next day after drinking to much

i'm definitely getting aids if i drink jack tonight

41. (AIDS) (6↑, 11↓)
After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

42. (aids) (1↑, 7↓)
Alcohol induced drizzle shits.

Person 1- how are you feeling today? I got a major hangover. Person 2- alright, I just got a case of the aids\!

43. (AIDS) (10↑, 16↓)
Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits (AIDS) - Intestinal discomfort caused by an excess consumption of alcohol, typically the previous night. AIDS is an uncontrollable, embarrassing, non-stop shit attack. Treatment includes drinking plenty of water and other fluids. Unlike the STD, this form of AIDS may not kill you.

Jason: I'm still hung over from Javi's birfday pachanga. How are you holding up? Gary: [Heat up], I think I got AIDS. Jason: Damn, who'd you hook up with? Gary: Nah, Alcohol Induced Dripping Shits. My ass is on fire\! Jason: Oh, I was about to put you on [sound blast]. [Le ri] to Wal-Mart and get some water.

44. (AIDS) (14↑, 20↓)
The epitome of sexual humor. Common among teenagers who claim they are the wittiest of all comedians by overusing this unfunny word.

Lolguy 1: I don't want to touch you, I might get AIDS. other guy: AIDS isn't spread by contact. Lolguy 1: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS AND I DON'T\!

Author: The Oncoming Doom http://aids.urbanup.com/3437637
45. (AIDS) (5↑, 12↓)
(Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Syndrome) What happens the next few days on the toilet, or in your pants after nights of drinking excessively \!\!

AH damn i got a case of the aids \!\!\! im never drinking again till tomorrow \!\!\!\!

46. (Aids) (13↑, 20↓)
Anal injected death syndrome funny parody of actual meaning

I have anal injected death syndrome"Aids"

47. (AIDS) (23↑, 30↓)
When someone pretends to lose alot of weight while only eating Subway sandwichs. When really they are getting help from AIDS. These AIDS put Jared through strength training programs that diminish the effectiveness of the Subway diet. Shame on you Subway.

Jared used to be fat but then he got AIDS He used AIDS to teach him which steroids are the most effective The African had to eat the crabs off his pubic hair to live through the week.

Author: HeadHunter91 http://aids.urbanup.com/3039135
48. (AIDS) (4↑, 12↓)
A dish best served cold.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS. Nurse: A dish best served cold.

Author: THE GIVER OF AIDS http://aids.urbanup.com/4392394
49. (aids) (5↑, 13↓)
Alcohol Induced Drizzle shits. When you drop a duece after a hard night of drinking and it's pretty much liquid.

Guy 1: Oh man, I have AIDS\! Guy 2: Dude, this is fucking serious, how did you get it? Guy 1: I drank a shit load of Miller High Life\! Guy 2: What? Guy 1: Yeah, Aids...alcohol induced drizzle shits.

Author: kissthesharks http://aids.urbanup.com/4283634
50. (AIDS) (22↑, 31↓)
What unites all africans

These Africans are trying to make a Pan-African culture by getting AIDs

Author: Marc hobbers http://aids.urbanup.com/3888668
51. (aids) (8↑, 17↓)
A common word in central MN used primarily to show a dislike for something, or a derogatory comment

Fuck that rotten meat looks like aids\! "No i cant go i gotta work in an hour"-"shit thats aids" Dammit dude u are such an aid\!

52. (AIDS) (30↑, 39↓)
There is a misconception that AIDS was created by whites to kill off blacks. The original use for the disease was to stop the spread of vampires, zombies, and all other living dead that suck blood. AIDS is also the irony of humanity because while it was perfectly effective at killing off living dead, scientific researchers (who are all white) realized that it was perfectly effective at killing off blacks. There is no known cure for AIDS, but some immunities include: being white, massive amounts of win, lv 70 armor, and money,; none of which blacks have.

White man- "BAWHA U GOT TEH AIDS\! LOLS." Black man- "stfu whitey this is all your faults." "She's such a whore, her legs spread faster than AIDS spread in Africa"

Author: stevemasterofallthings http://aids.urbanup.com/3159681
53. (aids) (10↑, 21↓)
Anally Injected Death Syndrome

that nigga right there got aids

54. (AIDS) (5↑, 16↓)
After Intoxication Dibble Shits..... These are the shits after a long night of drinking the previous night. They tend to be runny or dribbly much like diarrhea. Never pleasant.

Austin.... Dude i had the worst diarrhea this morning after going to the bars. Kyle... Dude [AIDS] suck. You must have been drunk.

55. (AIDS) (2↑, 14↓)
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits

I'm on round two of the aids this morning how about you? I'm Aids-ing so badly my stomach feels like its coming out

56. (AIDS) (16↑, 28↓)
AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there. Jim: Yeah.

Author: Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. http://aids.urbanup.com/3533853
57. (AIDS) (8↑, 22↓)
AIDS (noun, acronym;AY-DA-Z) Addictingly Intriguing, Delicious Snacks, A candy/sweets company to be established by D.W.C, to be known for selling candies with obscure-acronyms for names.

H.I.V - Honey Infused Vitamins S.T.D - Sweet Taffy Delights Boy\! AIDS makes some awesome candies\!

Author: D.W.C\@TLINYNNJ http://aids.urbanup.com/2550272
58. (aids) (1↑, 16↓)
Alcohol Induced Diarrhea Shits

o man this morning i had AIDS like a mother fucker

Author: okilifeforlife http://aids.urbanup.com/4463085
59. (aids) (7↑, 23↓)
YOU gonna die\!\!\!\!\!

THAT BItCH GAVE ME THE AIDS

Author: ZOMBIE EDGEHEAD http://aids.urbanup.com/3209266
60. (AIDS) (330↑, 346↓)
After Intoxication Dribble Shits. What happens after a night of heavy drinking, usually brough upon by heavy, dark beers but also present after consumption of cheap pseudo-beers.

"What are you doing in the bathroom?" "Round 2 of AIDS."

61. (AIDS) (7↑, 24↓)
Alcohol induced drizzle shits

Man I got aids somethin fierce this morning after drinking all those rum and cokes last night.

62. (AIDS) (9↑, 26↓)
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits - happens when you drink too much and the next day you experience diarrhea.

1 - "Dude, I got mad AIDS from last night" 2 - "Yeah, me too"

63. (AIDS) (4↑, 21↓)
Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells

Bill : I got AIDS last night Fred : All you did was get on the booze and fell off your chair Bill : That's right. Alcoholically Induced Dizzy Spells

64. (AIDS) (21↑, 38↓)
Used to describe someone, that when they are around you, they seem to just kill all the fun.

Man, riding my bike would be fun... if aids wasnt here with me...

65. (AIDS) (4↑, 22↓)
Alcohol Induced Depression Syndrome. In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.

- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason\! - Don't worry, she has AIDS. - She what?\! - Alcohol-induced depression syndrome. - Ah, that's OK then.

66. (AIDS) (5↑, 23↓)
Alcohol Induced Drippy Shits

Man I woke up with a bad case of [aids], maybe I should have laid off the whiskey

67. (AIDS) (15↑, 33↓)
Asshole Injected Death Sentence

Make sure you cover your bone because you don't want to catch AIDS\!\!

68. (AIDS) (9↑, 28↓)
A.wsomely I.ndescrible D.elicious S.nack A chocolaty fudge bar with nuts that gives you orgasmic pleasure. Warning: May cause death\!

Boy 1: Hey you wanna go grab and AIDS bar? Boy 2: Sure\!

69. (AIDS) (11↑, 30↓)
Alcohol Induced Diarreah Syndrome. When you get wasted drunk and piss out of your ass all day long.

I drank a fifth of tequila last night and have been suffering from AIDS all day

Author: yourmomlovesmycock http://aids.urbanup.com/2838851
70. (AIDs) (5↑, 24↓)
Atwater Immune Deficiency- a virus contracted from contact with a person from a third world country or New Prague, MN.

OMG\! I GOT T3H AIDs\!\!\!1\! Dude, don't touch that guy out in the hallway, he'll give you AIDs\!

Author: Brad McGreggor http://aids.urbanup.com/2346597
71. (AIDS) (1↑, 21↓)
As If Doing Something.

He's AIDS everytime the boss passes by.

72. (AIDS) (18↑, 39↓)
Adios, Infected Dick Sucker.

Jerry: "My boss came out of the closet today by announcing he is HIV+" Tom: "lulz. AIDS."

Author: Johnny Cunnilinguist http://aids.urbanup.com/3025157
73. (AIDS) (11↑, 32↓)
Aids; Asshole Injected Death Sentence an serious [STD] of which there is no known cure. it is passed on in bodidly [fluids], however it cannot survive outside of the human body for long.

Aids has many references, however [Asshole] [Injected] [Death] [Sentence] will always stick in your mind.

Author: celestial phoenix http://aids.urbanup.com/3005298
74. (AIDS) (20↑, 42↓)
An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.

Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.

Author: moronic midget http://aids.urbanup.com/2901723
75. (aids) (6↑, 30↓)
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome....or (not 2 b offensive) but people say "thats as gay as aids" or "thats so aids" when andgered or bored or disappointed.

Failing a test in pre calc. is SO0O0O AIDS\!\!\!

Author: XxXnotsoemoXxX http://aids.urbanup.com/2988571
76. (AIDS) (12↑, 36↓)
(stands for)Another Infected Dick Sucker;derived from when two gay guys go at it. Derived from the latin words auto (self) and immuno (gay fag).

Look AIDS. (Look Another Infected Dick Sucker)

Author: Shawn Gabriel http://aids.urbanup.com/1567033
77. (aids) (4↑, 29↓)
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome....or (not 2 b offensive) but people say "thats as gay as aids" or "thats so aids" when andgered or bored or disappointed.

Failing a test in pre calc. is SO0O0O AIDS\!\!\!

Author: XxXnotsoemoXxX http://aids.urbanup.com/2988570
78. (AIDS) (12↑, 37↓)
A situation in which you get a case of the "runs" because you were drinking. It stands for: Alcohol Induced Dribble Shits.

Mark: Did you drink last night? John: Yeah man, and I have a really bad case of AIDS.

79. (AIDS) (18↑, 45↓)
A lab created disease, originally created to demolish the gays and black americans, by the government. No one wants to admit this, because we are ALL in denial. How do you think AIDS, just came out of "no where"? It didn't. Think about it.

Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are African-Americans (2008) Highest Rates of HIV/AIDS are gays. (1988)

80. (AIDS) (35↑, 65↓)
An exclamation that should be made when passing someone with a moustache, a male emo or someone who just looks a bit bent. Interchangeable with "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome\!" ; "Human Immunodeficiency Virus\!" and "Gay-Related Immune Deficiency\!"

*Walks past a male emo who has a moustache and looks as though he has homosexual tendencies* "AIDS\!"

Author: Criminal Activist http://aids.urbanup.com/2647415
81. (aids) (34↑, 66↓)
Anal Injected Death Syndorme

Wear a ruber or else you migh gets aids

82. (aids) (13↑, 46↓)
The most useful deadly disease thats getting rid of and killing all the niggers, fagots and scum of the world. Aids is a great thing. We need aids and more of it.

Aids is killing all the disgusting vile niggers that stink like shit all over Africa and it will never die, it will only multiply.

83. (AIDS) (11↑, 44↓)
An acronym standing for Asian Insufficient Dick Size.

Jackie Chan, unlike his African-American co-star Chris Tucker, suffers from AIDS.

Author: moronic midget http://aids.urbanup.com/2899184
84. (AIDS) (37↑, 70↓)
aka Alcohol induced down syndrome. Used when someone gets really fucked up to the point they become "retarded"

After all those Jager shots last nite, every single one of us got AIDS\!

85. (aids) (14↑, 48↓)
Good supplies often consisting of bags of rice and medical equipment sent over to skint countries, by richer countries... Also however, a tragic life-shortening viral illness- mainly retracted through sexual intercourse (common amongst those found in the skint countries mentioned above, and also with partakers of Fruity Bum-love\!) The problem lies with charity people and politicians in distinguishing clearly which one they mean...

Charity man: Godammit\! That Oxfham reckon they know how to give out good aids\!? We're flying out to Uganda tomorrow and we'll give them AIDS like they've never had before\!\! Trainee: But Sir\! Wouldn't that just be wrong\!? And anyway... I'm a virgin- i have no aids to share.

86. (AIDS) (14↑, 49↓)
Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?" "What the f..." "Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

87. (aids) (21↑, 56↓)
a word to describe something which is not up to satisfactory level

man 1: i just bought this new universal remote from a carboot sale man 2: does it work? man 1: no its a big steaming pile of aids is what it is

Author: cameron jamieson http://aids.urbanup.com/2117385
88. (AIDS) (14↑, 50↓)
It stands for After Intense Drinking Shit. The term given to really bad Diarrhea after having drank (usually beer) the night before.

Everyone had AIDS after drinking Dogfish Head's "Midas Touch" beer last night.

89. (aids) (64↑, 101↓)
AIDS is a virus that was released to the public to control population from getting out of hand. The United Stated government then tried to blame it on a bunch of gays, simply because the government doesn't like them.

When the USA govemnment feels like they've killed enough people, they will release the vaccine that was created around the same time the AIDS virus was. Don't blindly follow what your leaders say. AIDS is not a natural virus. They wanted to kill a bunch of people on PURPOSE. It didn't start in Africa, it didn't start with homosexuals.

90. (AIDS) (45↑, 85↓)
A virus that was released to the public as means of population control; regardless of gender, ethnicity, sexual preference or lifestyle. Very clever indeed.

In a clever attempt to blame the 'morally corrupt' for the spread of \<B\>AIDS\</B\> which would lead to a series of phobias, the medical industry further benefits from high-priced treatments, further sucking the income out of the wallets of those inhabiting planet earth.

Author: Crucifix-Escapist http://aids.urbanup.com/1083610
91. (Aids) (7↑, 50↓)
Aids is a disease that shuts down your whole immune system causing simple viruses that can be cured by medicine to kill you. This disease could of been prevented if so many sinners did not have sex out of marriage.Instead so many people have sex with all kinds of people thinking it's okay. Stupid schools and teachers say that it's okay to have sex as long that you have protection. Go to hell\!\!\!It is not okay\!\!\!Why not get married with only one person\!\!\!\!

The girl with good christian values rathers get married with a man than going around with a boyfriend of 7 years and having sex out of marriage and getting Aids.

Author: Runner Bulldog http://aids.urbanup.com/3108257
92. (AIDS) (35↑, 79↓)
stands for Another Infected Dick Sucker

Guy1: damn if you keep sucking the teachers dick your gonna get aids Guy2: STFU man

Author: blackmanlongdick http://aids.urbanup.com/2153776
93. (aids) (49↑, 94↓)
Anally Induced Death Syndrome

Man, he's hot. I'd love to bang him in the ass....... too bad he has AIDS.

Author: William Stephens http://aids.urbanup.com/1727075
94. (AIDs) (16↑, 62↓)
A disease that people believe and that the scientific community "can't" be cured.

Person: You know there is no cure for AIDs right? Me: Yeah, whatever. Believe everything that they tell you.

95. (aids) (18↑, 64↓)
A deadly disease which can be caught through sex.

Dont play with Rhys, hes got aids\!

Author: gangsta\!13\! http://aids.urbanup.com/1723227
96. (aids) (64↑, 115↓)
Anything that isn't good.

"Let's go to the zoo\!" "Nah, that'd be about as cool as AIDS."

Author: sylentprofet http://aids.urbanup.com/1040256
97. (AIDS) (24↑, 77↓)
[Arse] [Injected] [Death] [Sentence]

What does AIDS stand for? O thats arse injected death sentence\!

Author: Spam.sausage http://aids.urbanup.com/1716657
98. (AIDS) (26↑, 84↓)
Acquired Insanity Due to Studies

Educators are often AIDS victims.

Author: ArahVictoria http://aids.urbanup.com/1570049
99. (AIDS) (24↑, 89↓)
A.K.A. After Intense Drinking Shits. An unfortunate result after a heavy night of drinking in which you wake up the next morning and essentially shit fire. If not treated correctly, could result in the equally uncomfortable [cranky ass].

Jack pounded like 20 beers last night. Poor bastard had the worst case of AIDS this morning.

100. (aids) (14↑, 82↓)
A sexually spread disease.

What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids\!\!\!

Author: Sammytheking http://aids.urbanup.com/1725433
101. (AIDS) (33↑, 108↓)
a disease that is bad

ben has aids....that guy over there has aids....aids sucks...i know a kid named aids

102. (aids) (32↑, 108↓)
The new cool. If you're in, then you're fucking in. Do you hear me niggers?

Dude, this party is all kinds of aids.

103. (aids) (24↑, 106↓)
Short for Anal Induced Death Sentence. 1 blow job and your a cock sucker for life. 1 anal rapage and you may die.

"Bryson\! Trevor\! Have you seen my pictures from Honolulu? They are spectacular\!\!" ....Tyler has AIDS\!\! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS\!\! The whole world has AIDS\!\!

104. (AIDS) (34↑, 117↓)
a deadly diease that you wish on someone who has been an ass to you lately.

Cori is such a biitchs she should go to hell and get AIDS

105. (AIDS) (57↑, 143↓)
[Asshole] Invader's [Death Sentence] A disease designed to eradicate all the disgusting, sicko poo punchers from the face of the earth.

I wish Liberace were still alive; of course, he died of AIDS.

Author: Busted Hyman http://aids.urbanup.com/1844813
106. (AIDS) (44↑, 130↓)
A disease which started in "bathhouses" in San Francisco (although the first recorded (although unofficial) case occurred in a nunnery in England, presumably transferred to her through blood contact, rather than sexual contact), amongst the homosexual community. The disease started most likely through some seminal mutation or a strange mutant strain of a blood disease, presumably leukemia. It began after homosexuals began to have unprotected sex in said bathhouses, to the point at which it was said "you can enter that bathhouse right now, drop your pants, get serviced, and get out in less than three minutes." It was originally believed that the gays were the only people who could contract AIDS, so the California Bathhouses were all closed temporarily as more and more gay men and lesbian women became infected with AIDS. Although the deaths became rather rampant in a short time, the press refused to post any news of AIDS for weeks, merely because the story involved homosexuals. Roughly six months into the bathhouse closing fiasco, several straight women were reported to have contracted AIDS, and the bathhouses were reopened. Safe-sex became a large thing amongst gays and straight folk, as it was the only way to combat AIDS, considering the fact that AIDS could not be cured. Many people to this very day still believe that only wearing a condom will protect one from AIDS, but a study revealed that because several Americans had NOT USED CONDOMS PROPERLY, or had used FAULTY or DAMAGED CONDOMS, the disease was still prevalent. Be sure to ask your lover if she has been tested, if she has had many partners in the past, and make sure to always wear a condom. Although AIDS cannot be spread through oral sex, many other venereal diseases can, e.g. herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and Chlamydia. AIDS invades the body's blood stream and slowly kills off all phages and T-Cells protecting us from diseases. AIDS cannot kill you, but the lack of an immune system can, leaving you vulnerable to many everyday viroids and bacteria we are drenched in every day. The death is usually slow and painful, and very, very slow. Although AIDS is incurable, a miraculous occurrence took place in England. A 25-year-old gay man, a Mr. Stimpson, had learned that he had contracted AIDS from his lover. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stimpson and his lover were reported to have had wild, unprotected sex many times before he was diagnosed again. He went back to his clinic for a check-up, and it was found that he no longer had AIDS\! Both tests were, indeed, correct, meaning that Mr. Stimpson had effectively recovered from AIDS. This has never happened anywhere else. Although they have different names, HIV and AIDS are the same thing. HIV is merely the name of the AIDS virus. The disease one contracts from HIV is called AIDS. Dave Chappelle once said that AIDS was introduced to kill black people. Many NCAA members are still debating this with former Nazi scientists in order to resolve this conflict. Yes, the blacks now where Joseph Mengelev and Adolph Hitler are. No, we won't turn them over. Tough (This entire paragraph is a lie).

Joey: Yo, I heard Jack got AIDS. Mark: Yeah. That man was a sex machine. Did you see how many girlfriends he had? Joey: Well, AIDS can be contracted by both straight and gay people, so I guess it was inevitable with how much pussy that guy got. Mark: I got AIDS from a bad blood transfusion. Joey: Oh. Damn. Mark: Well, it's not contagious. Except through blood, breast milk, and semen. Joey: That's good. I was getting afraid. Mark: Oh. Well, I'll see ya. I'ma go hang myself. Joey: You go do that.

107. (aids) (56↑, 172↓)
Anally Injected Death Sentence...get this disease and your all but dead. Most common in the homosexual male community but as the world becomes more populated with bisexual men who enjoy rumpy pumpy with both sexes, the disease spreads to women. From here anyone can catch it because most women on this earth are skank and will get pricked by anyone. Eventually a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy will get it and it will spread like shit everywhere. The best way of preventing yourself from getting this is by keeping your helmet on your soldier if you are a bloke, insisting your boyfriend refrains from putting his schlong/schlort (whatever the case may be) anywhere else other than between your cuntflaps if you are a woman, or prevention from any intercourse, especially anal, with a prostitute, gigolo or rent boy.

"John hired a rent boy the other night" "Ha, i bet the batty boy's got aids now"

108. (aids) (49↑, 165↓)
Another Infected Dick Sucker

man one:so how did you gets AIDS? man two:I went to Africa

Author: Stephen Lang http://aids.urbanup.com/1669574
109. (AIDS) (26↑, 143↓)
AIDS....any action or occurance which definately sucks incredibly amazing anus.

Brian Braddley\\'s performance at rugby today was some incredibly amazing aids

Author: john fagerholm http://aids.urbanup.com/1216452
110. (AIDS) (53↑, 180↓)
Acronym for As I Die Slowly

im dying slowly since my immune system is failing

111. (aids) (82↑, 235↓)
A supposedly incurable disease that has one simple solution... KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WITH AIDS\!

AIDS although incurable can be stopped efficiently with a heavy, sharp, or poisonous object. Most easily solved by the use of guns.

112. (AIDS) (48↑, 208↓)
A desease that has infected a lotta people in Africa, former known as a gay-desease. Killing, for sure.

- What's the most known uncureable desease? - AIDS

113. (AIDS) (106↑, 296↓)
a disease that has infected almost all of Africa

Q : Whats the only positive thing about Africa? A : AIDS

114. (AIDS) (148↑, 344↓)
A popular disease in Africa.

"gotta love aids\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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